Beer Rankings

--  Definitely go out of your way for this beer.  A rare gem for special occassions and good friends.

-- Make a beer like this your signature beer.  This is the beer your friend's order for you without asking "What'll ya have?"

-- This is a good beer to have in your fridge for every day.  A good beer to kick back and enjoy.  Don't be embarrassed to serve to your friends.

-- I'll drink it, it's beer.  Don't refuse to drink this beer if it's offered.  The best beer is often free beer.

-- Is it even beer?  It might be Zima.  Avoid at all cost.  Try not to insult your host.  Spill it "by accident" or dump it in the sink when no one is looking.